amywinehouseofficial:

"ew why would u swallow"

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breakinq:

following back heaps♡

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

parent simulator 2k14

  • parent: get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job
  • me: I have a job now
  • parent: cool get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat
  • me: can u back off for like five mins
  • parent: OHHHHH OHHH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD WOW WOW. NICE.
  • theperfectworldwelcome:

Beautiful !!! \O/
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    kidouyuuto:

    kidouyuuto:

    i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

    I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

    whorville:

    Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

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    I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COZY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

    wtfnah:

wtfnah:

narry at da final jam

what was I on